ANOTHER BAND BOY !

I have a lot of sick friends in my life so I wanna tell you one of them and why are they sick .

Its during band camp again and we took a shower la so while we were bathing half naked one of my friend was just wearing boxers only came in . So he was standing beside me and I nothing to do so I just kacau him by just like pulling his pants . I did not really pull his pants I just like little bit onli I didn't even want to pull his pants la .
Then, he got so fedup with me and said "what you want see ah ?" Then he go pull down his pants and showed me his whole .... I was like "O OK " but I now don't there kacau him already la .

This really happend !!!

MY BAND BOYS ! DURING BAND CAMP !

I just wanna tell you something that happpened during my band camp. So this is what happened .....

During our break time ,we were allowed to take a shower .
So me and one of my friend when to take a shower .In the toilet , we were sitting in front of the thing that we boys usally pee on . Neh! The wall thing then got water coming down .
Ah ya ! so me and my friend was just sitting there la .
Then all of a sudden a boy, which was a band boy who just passed by without even noticing us sitting there . So we were just lokking at him . Suddenly, he took down his whole pants and started peeing . Me and my friend was like 'WOW' . That fella did not even realise we were there but after he finish peeing he realised then he started scolding us .

TRUE STORY !!!

2 WEIRD FRIENDS !

You know just few days ago lah ! I saw a picture and in the picture were 2 girls not so hot lah but okie lah ,then i saw them like going to kiss each other lah so I very happy . Then when I increase the size of the picture I realize that they were my firends .
I was like tong but anyway I don't like the picture cause they didin't kiss man they should kiss then only nice mah but nvm lah !

Sarawak ! Jungle shitting!

Last week i went to the jungle in Sarawak la ! So in the jungle i thought that the jungle has a nice toilet . So i wanna shit in the toilet so I realize that the toilet bowl is just a HOLE!!!!
I was like shit! Its a hole then u need to shit then the shit drops on the ground so it is veli disgusting . I actually regretted going to the jungle but it was quite nice la !Hahaha !


EH (TRUE STROY)

What happened in school !

Today in school wel you guys know that a group of che che and goh goh came to our school to play games . The games were to shake our ass left and right . Most of my friends think thats it is stupid but I find it quite fun actually to show how hot my ass look if i shake it .That is what happened in school.

What happened at the toilet's cubicle room .

One day, i was shitting in the toilet's cubicle room . Suddenly I heard the guy shitting in the cubicle room next door asking 'Are you free now?' So i didin't want to be rude so I answered I am busy rite now. He then ask another question 'Can I come over now ?' I was like sweating but i still answered 'I am busy rite now.' He then said ' I got to go now , there's a guy beside me keep answering my questions.' Bye Bye


The moral of the story is never answer questions while shitting in the cubicle room.

the kind of friend i have !

A few weeks ago a friend of mine was shitting in the toilet . So after he finish shitting in the cubicle room .I heard him singing a song . I then peek in to see what was he doing in the cubicle room.Then i realize he was dancing half naked in the cubicle room .


After that day i realize what kind of friends i have !